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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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In a lift with the 4 year old child of my new girlfriend
who I was looking after alone for the first time . His mother and I lived on different floors of the same tower block and had got to know each other deliciously slowly over a few months . I had never really fancied anyone with children before but I was smitten and wanted to have a relationship with them as well as her and so as things progressed we decided that the time had come.
I had spent the day encouraging the wee chap to look at things and ask questions so we could get to know each other , and was enjoying seeing the world through his eyes .
I was , right up till we were in the lift back at the flats and just as the door closes junior takes my hand, looks pointedly at the only other occupant of the lift and says 'Horace,why is that lady so fat ?'
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:59, 10 replies)
that wasn't in liverpool, was it?

(, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:22, closed)
Glasgow
and the longest fourteen floors of my life .
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:20, closed)
ah, right
had a kid in a lift ask that about me before today
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:40, closed)
:|
I would actually love to have a kid ask this question about me, just so I could turn around and say "BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU EAT TOO MANY FUCKING PIES."
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:14, closed)
that's pretty much what i did! :D

(, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:45, closed)
I squeezed the little fellow's hand and did the 'kids eh ? ' eyebrows at the lady . She just deadpanned me and continued to breathe heavily . Like I said the longest fourteen floors of my life

(, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:59, closed)
never really bothered me that much
kids say what they're thinking
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:22, closed)
you wanted a relationship with a four year old
honestly I thought his words in the lift were going to be "I promise I wont tell when you touched me"

sorry for any offence caused
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:47, closed)
classy

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:12, closed)
sorry
I need help!
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:48, closed)

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