A pearoast
a popular colleague was leaving for a better job, and on his last day, someone dug out a pack of photos of a night out or other such event, and on these pictures was a collegue who had lost a considerable amount of weight since then. I picked up one of the photos.
"Was this you?" I asked.
"Yeah, that was me before I lost 4 stone" she replied.
What was meant to happen next was me uttering "fuck me" under my breath followed by "haven't you lost weight?"
However, I said the 'fuck me' bit out loud, and then realising what I'd done, stopped talking.
So now, most of the office staff are staring at me wondering why I've just said "fuck me" whilst looking at photos of a fat collegue
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:49, 3 replies)

Well?
Did he?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 16 May 2011, 0:00, closed)

I don't get it.
"His last day" but "she replied".

Was there a sex change involved?
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:51, closed)

no
He was leaving, the picture was of another colleague
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:37, closed)