caravan park, circa 1990....
during a show, my younger brother of around 6 puts his hand up as he has a joke.

"how many windows does a hotel have" he proudly quizzed.

the compere played along, "i dont know..."

my brother, "count them".....

fucking stonewall, this always makes me chuckle and the family reminds him every time we get together :-D


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Also at my mams birthday meal last year, about 16 of us went for a curry, friends and family all sitting on one big table. Brother stands up and pings his glass, gives a little speech about how we're all chuffed to be there, etc...

He finishes with "heres to another notch on the bedpost!" to which everyone kinda looks around, my dad looks at me and shrugs. I am dying of laughter

He's my best man next month, I hope he doesnt fuck up that speach!
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:20, 2 replies)

M.A.D
The trick with ensuring yor best man won't turn things into a shocker with his speech is (as I did) to make sure you're their best man as well. That way they know whatever you do to them, you'll give back in spades. When my best man, one of the cheekiest bastards I've ever met, a man renowned for his foul mouth, took to the podium everyone in the room leaned forward in anticipation... And heard one of the nicest, most heartfelt speeches in years. Mates were disappointed, the wife was relieved and delighted, and as he sat back down he muttered "you owe me BIG time."
( difficultchild, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:00, closed)

hes been reading up on it
and i told him last night, "remember, you're not as funny as you think you are!"

heres hoping he leaves out anything about notches on the bedpost....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:31, closed)