Conversation Killers
ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
I've done something similar...
But it was a slug
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snee held his breath since, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:42,
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Start with slug, then add crunchiness
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:43,
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I ran barefoot across a lawn one night and stepped on a slug,
must have been a large one, which shot up between my first and second toes and left my foot slimy. Urrrrk.
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:35,
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I accidentally stepped on a rat whilst out running a couple of months back.
Less explosive than a slug, equally dead, more capable of ruining a good running rhythm.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 17 May 2011, 15:37,
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Hahahahahahahaha! I remember reading about that a while ago!
Still funny but messy, I bet.
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:08,
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It turns out that Asics shoes are remarkably resilient to the effects of rodent blood.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:29,
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Oh god they're all muscular and slimy.
Ewewewewew
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:41,
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