Stag Don't
On a stag do the weekend just gone. We were all staying in a bunkhouse behind a pub in Wales.

One of our number had drawn the short straw and ended up in drag. As a consequence he was getting a bizarre amount of bawdy, sexually charged attention from the other stag do attendees.

I ended talking about this to the pub landlord and one of the bar staff who were outside on a cigarette break, and mentioned that the guy in drag would be in trouble when we got back to the bunkhouse, with all the randy stags after him.

The landlord quipped that'd it'd be more like a 'bonk' house than a bunkhouse. As quick as a flash (and I don't know why I thought this would be appropriate) I blurted out 'More like a Rape-House!' expecting an explosion of laughter. ABSOLUTE silence for a couple of minutes while they finished their cigarettes, and then promptly went back inside.

Oh dear.
( the_ships_cat is it meeee you're looking forrrr, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:09, 6 replies)

They were savouring the mental picture
as they KNEW he WANTED it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:36, closed)

Indeed
The FILTHY little TART.
( the_ships_cat is it meeee you're looking forrrr, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:52, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:40, closed)

pure mirth
have a click!
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

They were probably too turned-on to reply.
Well, that or they were quite happy to imply rape but too hypocritical to admit it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:23, closed)

It's all fun and games until somebody loses their anal virginity.

(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:48, closed)