Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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conversation killersIt was the dullest New Years Eve party ever and Jack, who had just been evangelized, started a round of questions about your proudest accomplishment of the year. Of course Jack had found Jesus and so it went around the circle until it cam to me. I said - I had a 24 inch turd- expecting to be required to explain that it was a sure sign of radiant good health to have such logs. Instead nobody said anything, just quietly stared into their drinks.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:11, 3 replies)
24 inch???That's almost as long as my thigh.
Was it as thick as my thigh? And as hairy?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:52,
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OR...Was it blessed with a shiny film?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 5:42, closed)
I'm guessing...something more like a skinny dog's tail.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:24, closed)
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