so obvious it must have bindun x 100
I met a girl I had known from school many years later.
We arranged to meet up with her friend and my friend to make a 4 for a drink. After a while odd little comments along the likes of ' it's a bit like what Jesus did. . 'kept cropping up.
It soon became clear we had fallen into the grasp of that most evil of creatures - the evangelical fuckwit.
When the conversation was steered to 'Of course, the bible says homosexuality is wrong.. .' James, my friend, squeezed my knee and said
'We had better get an early night, Dear.' and we left.
She had a nice pair of Temple Mounts though.
(BigAndyBee, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:01, 5 replies)

You'd known her from school many years later?
She was River Song, and you are the Doctor, AICMFP.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:22, closed)

She Wasn't River song,
and you were not the Doctor.
AICMFP
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:38, closed)

i met amy pond last friday night.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:53, closed)

Ah Leviticus

Leviticus is the part of the bible where the no poofs bit comes from but in the same bit no tatoos, no beards, no shellfish, & no wearing of 2 different cloths at the same time & menstruating women are unclean to God most of the fucktards who bring up the homosexuality thing don't know the rest of the crap in that chapter
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:08, closed)

Paul also bashes the gays too in the new testament
he's a right cunt.
( nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 18 May 2011, 23:00, closed)