Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Boots ChemistThe one in Britain’s second city. (you can fight out amongst yourselves if you think it's Manchester or Birmingham)
Wandering round the perfume section with the ex on a busy Saturday when she was accosted by one of the trouser suited reps with more product on her face than on the counters. She spent a good couple of minutes trying to get the ex to buy some chemical shite they claim would reduce wrinkles, stop the aging process, cure cancer, find Maddie etc. I stopped listening as soon as she’d started her spiel as my focus wandered.
After the verbal diarrhoea had continued for a couple of minutes I didn’t let her pause but just spoke over her. “You do realise your fly’s open?”
Even with all that crap on her face she still blushed quite a colour.
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orLondon.
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why on earth...they think you want to buy shite that makes you look like them, ie a tupenny tart, escapes me.
The ones in our Boots look like they've put makeup on in the fucking dark.
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Sallyrsm, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:00,
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with a trowel...whilst tripping...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 18 May 2011, 21:21,
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