How dare you!
My mate Ting Tong says you're a proper spaz and that and she should know because she's got like a degree or summat and she once went to Majorca and she even knows that you don't say the juh in Majorca and everything so fuck you you spaz yeah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:38, 1 reply)

SHUT UP YOU UTTER PEASANT
I'M YOUR EDUCATED LORD AND MASTER AND I AM CORRECT. HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING CONTRARY TO WHAT I SAY IS CORRECT.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:56, closed)

I wonder if he understands the horrible irony of attributing the "yokel" slur to somebody born in Vietnam in the 1950s?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:02, closed)

SHUT UP YOU PEON
YOU KNOW FULL WELL I'M NOT ACTUALLY READING YOUR POSTS BUT JUST BRAIN SHITTING A LOAD OF TOTAL BOLLOCKS ON YOU BECUASE I AM SUPERIOR AS IS MY BIRTHRIGHT AS A CHIPPY MIDDLE-CLASS BLOWHARD ON THE INTERNET.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:05, closed)

I'd rather be a peón than a peony.
You great flowery nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:14, closed)

NO
I'M BETTER AT INSULTING YOU AND DID IT FIRST!
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:16, closed)

*compares user numbers*
FATALITY
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:19, closed)

I'm bored with this
I've just discovered a couple of 'I was rude to a chugger' threads.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

You stopped shaving again Shambles?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:09, closed)

I don't even own a razor.
If I wrinkle my nose up, it's not a bad likeness.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:20, closed)

:-)
I get one of my harem to shave me every morning while my grapes are being peeled.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:27, closed)