Obviously monkeys.
Always monkeys.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:56, 1 reply)

What about monkey aids?
As in the disease, not something that aids a monkey.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:05, closed)

Oi!
I have been a fundraiser for Monkey Aids and I tell you, that joke isn't funny.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:06, closed)

Was it raising money
to buy things to aid a monkey? Banana rack, nit-comb, wank-pots. That sort of thing?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:11, closed)

Sorry,
That should have said Monkey Aides.

you know, like Monkey Butlers.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:14, closed)

I so want a monkey butler
It would be great, doing humorous things when guests come round, drinking the tea it's meant to serving and wearing my shoes on top of the wardrobe instead of polishing them.

Actually no, thinking about it, it would be a catastrophe and very high maintenance.
Same goes for the gibbon maid.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:22, closed)

Gibbon maid?
So Dominique Strauss-Kahn was just spanking the gibbon then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:45, closed)