The B3ta CookbookWe're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Well, it seems everyone is posting their chilli recipes, so for what it's worth...Grow some habaneros. As your plants start to fruit start to verbally abuse them for at least an hour a day, but the longer the better. You need to get some really good jibes in here; you lot should be particularly good at this. Harvest your chillies and part dry them, set to one side.
Grind twenty venison necks, five flanks and a rump, then brown all the meat in a large pot. Add two gallons of fresh pig's blood, the chillies (to taste), and a teaspoon of gun powder. Simmer on a very low heat for twelve hours. Serve.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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