We had some leftover chili in the fridge
and my wife at the time decided that she wanted a bowl. I heard her clattering around in the kitchen for a moment, then she headed for the bathroom.

From the kitchen came a rapid popping sound. I called out, "Hey, are you making popcorn?" And then I smelled it.

Every goddam bean had ruptured, and as she had left it uncovered the inside was now coated with rusty brown stucco.

Glad I didn't have to clean that up...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:42, 4 replies)

Popbeans.
Can't see it selling well at the movies.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 1:41, closed)

wait, this happened in the kitchen or the bathroom?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 8:39, closed)

I hope it's the bathroom.
That would almost make it an anecdote. Almost.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 8:57, closed)

I accidentally every bean.

(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:03, closed)