Tastes good and costs less.
Buy shitty cheap shit. Especially from the 'yellow sticker' -25% off discount section, and whack it in the freezer for when needed.
Put too many chillies and too much garlic in everything.
(Seriously. For two people, three or four 'supermarket' chillies and one bulb of garlic. Yes, a whole bulb.)
Cook to requirements.
Add pepper to taste. And drink some beer, oh yes, plenty of beer.
Serve with whatever's going cheap, rice / flatbreads / wraps (all of which taste better in loads of oils, paprika and garlic. And chillies.)
Drink more beer in a futile but debaucherous attempt to try to come down from the chilli high propagating from your mouth.
It wont work, but at least you'll get drunk trying.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 1:03, 2 replies)

You are what you eat?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 2:48, closed)

Or just shop at Lidl.
Three times the quality of the big supermarkets at a third of the price.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:37, closed)