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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Soup of kingsOr how to live off 10€ for a week and a half.
After moving to Berlin I was quickly left unemployed, this recipe allowed me ample time to masterbate and sulk whilst also prolonging the period I was able to do it!
Ingredients:
Onion + Garlic + anything else remotely oniony (cellery/peppers work too)
Tin of tomatoes
Chilli and lots of it!
Cumin/coriander (if you're feeling fancy... I pinched the stuff that the landlord left)
Chicken stock + pint and a bit of water
Red Lentils
Fry stuff that looks like it wants frying, add stock and lentils, add tomatoes, leave for 30 minutes.
Blend to buggery (else you get the worst farts known to man)
Eat with toast
Yom
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