'It's still mostly fat-free, and meaty too!'
Yes, it is. No wait, the dressing has a cup of olive oil in it. How the fuck is that fat free? It's an entire cup of fat.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:39, 1 reply)

Sir,
Agreed; it's an entire cup of fat.

Although, the fat found in olive oil is much healthier than the fat found in, for example, your average deep fryer, or portion of bacon.

Furthermore (and this is my fault) it's not necessary to use the entire quantity of dressing. Please accept my sister as a token of apology.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:03, closed)

Ok, I've decided to overlook it this time.
As to your sister, tempted as I am, I'm a one woman man these days.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:26, closed)

My sister sends a message of arse-felt gratitude.

(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:45, closed)