nomnomnomchorizo things
jacket potatotatoto. fry some chorizo in a bunch of butter. one chunk will do, its just to flavour the butter. apply to potato like normal butter, its runnier but all butter ends up like that anyway so you're kind of cutting out the waiting time.

chorizo jerky. get some chorizo, slice into strips, low oven until the fat has melted out. keep the fat and add to anything (using it to fry bacon is perfection) and use something to absorb what fat is left on the strips. cool. you have to chew it like a bastard but as jerky goes you don't get better. doesnt last more than a few days though.


cheap camping pot noodle. take some dirt cheap ramen noodle type things. add to large thermal mug, add sachet and some hot sauce (which always comes with you camping yes? yes!) add water. put lid on. wait 4 or 5 minutes. NOM.

edit: a messerschmitt just flew down coniston lake. which was nice.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)