It was 1988 wavy lines, etc...
We (students at the thick end of the grant cheque) had been cooking something Wellingtony, and then we heard through the jungle telegraph (younger viewers can ask a parent about grant cheques) that one of our number was a born-again vegetarian. So he ate grass that night. He had no idea that the extremely fine French beans weren't as advertised.
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:59, 6 replies)

I fucking despise vegetarians
with their whiny pale voices and breath that smells of broccoli.

Vegans are worse though, cunts.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:04, closed)

May I recommend Rapeman's "Steak and Black Onions"? We have "Vegan Reich" sprayed on some butchers' shops here (Turin). I'm surprised they have the strength to walk to the paint shop in the first place.
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:14, closed)

A fine sounding recommendation!
I haven't eaten yet. I'm very hungry now.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:17, closed)

Any song with a guitar-bass-drums and "why don't you snuff it you plant-eating pussy?" is fine by me.
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:25, closed)

Danke shoen,
La cuenta por favor
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:32, closed)

Waiter!
There's an umlaut in my soup, it'll probably give me diaeresis.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:34, closed)