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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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put a quail inside a spatchcock, and a finch inside the quail. tie it all together with a braid of lemurs' tails
Confuse it in a batter, then baste it with despair,
Glaze until it's weary, and no longer feigns to care,
Place inside your memory banks and serve unto the night,
Divide what's left unfairly, and wash it down it with spite
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:23, 3 replies)
I was waiting for some Posh Nosh.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:37, closed)
I don't have any spite
can I wash it down with 7up instead?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:57, closed)
I seem to be on a downer today.
www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1663177

P.S.
Remove "banks" and it almost scans.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, closed)

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