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( , Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Take 1 or 2 kilos of brussel sprouts, season to fuck with salt and pepper. Chuck them in a big pot and cover with water then some. Add a nice rock from a nearby stream and boil for two hours, change water and repeat.
Now drain water, throw the remains of brussel spouts into your neighbours garden and eat the rock - with lots of ketchup.
( , Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49, 2 replies)

Everyone knows a true Englishman eats his rocks with HP.
( , Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:50, closed)
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