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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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In small part,
yes. Pathological commitment by the Major government played its part too. Actually, exactly when it was privatised, big parts of BR (albeit not the part that guy worked for) were working pretty efficiently. Allowed to develop it could, maybe have been the envy of the world today. And a darn sight cheaper.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:03, 2 replies)
My dad and grandad lost their jobs and entire careers when it was privatised.
Load of bollocks.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:08, closed)
Talking shite again.
Fuck off.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, closed)
I almost felt something for you then.
Almost.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:40, closed)
3 generations of unemployed fuckups
ftw
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:51, closed)
I like the name.
And the sentiment.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 0:07, closed)
Privatisation (n.): the act of turning a public service into a racket, abrogating all responsibility for said service while still collecting the same amount of tax, and charging a vastly inflated rate for an inferior service which only ever gets worse.

(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:10, closed)
The Oxford Corpus
that's behind all OED dictionaries is no doubt computerised by now -- oh that a disgruntled commuter/phone user/energy consumer working for the Oxford University Press decided to take it upon themselves to actually change the entry for what you've said! Oh and yes, agreed.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:42, closed)
Can you imagine a privatised fire service?
They'd make you hang on the phone for half an hour at £2 a minute before you got to speak to anyone human, then take three hours to get any firefighters out, who would initially go to the wrong town, and charge you a £50 call-out fee on top of that.

And if your house burned down because of their incompetence, they'd triple your fire insurance rates the next month.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:51, closed)
Er,
hang on...
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 22:11, closed)

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