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I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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Well, I didn't sell it to him, he asked
us to get it for him. We don't sell airoplane parts. We do (or in fact did, this was a while ago) sell things to Nigeria that require customs clearance.

Now, which part of "talk to us about corrupt officials" is it you're not getting, Dr Hawking?
(username failed moderation, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:33, 2 replies)
Context is everything, m'dear.
Contrary to your expectations, I haven't been stalking you about the internet, and so am not au fait with the methods by which you earn your crust
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:44, closed)
come on, man
everybody knows him ... he's kind of a big deal in the selling cheap shit to west African countries world
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:48, closed)
Once again, my ignorance is exposed for all the world to see.
Should probably kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:57, closed)
I know.
Looking at it again, it wasn't very clear. Sorry for flinging shit.

I'll leave it as it is though, Dr quinch gets anxious if I change things. Like Rain man.
(username failed moderation, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:56, closed)
Hey! You can't apologise to me!
We're supposed to argue until one of us flounces off, or the thread gets deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:01, closed)
I'll apologise if
I want to, cuntbubble!
(username failed moderation, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:07, closed)
That's more like it.
Now, take that apology back, before I jump in my Accord and fuck you up with my ninja training.
I know where you live, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:47, closed)
I insist you edit your post so that we all know WTFYABOA in the correct manner.
I suppose that it never occurred to you that he was making commercial gain from the aeroplane and that is how he managed to own it.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:42, closed)
Let's just agree he was
up to no good and move on.
(username failed moderation, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:26, closed)
It's "aeroplane".

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:07, closed)
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