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I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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James
I was best friends with Sean at school. After we left, our lives took different paths, but we still found time to catch up every so often. We'd get stoned and watch the X-Files, and talk about conspiracy theories.

Over the years, we grew apart. I gradually stopped smoking weed, but he embraced whatever drugs he could get hold of. He got more and more paranoid. In hindsight, he obviously had serious mental health issues, but I was too close to see this clearly at the time.

He became a roadie for a rock band, and started hanging around with the drummer, James. This guy James was even more out there than Sean was. It was starting to dawn on me by this time that Sean's mental health was getting worse, fuelled by the drug culture he was immersing himself in. I felt that I should be trying to help him, but didn't know how.

Anyway, Sean invited me backstage after a one of the band's gigs. I'd never seen anything so decadent. It was pretty debauched, lots of half-naked people getting wasted. Sean and James were smoking god-knows-what and talking about the New World Order. I realised pretty quickly that there was no point in trying to talk sense to them - they were off their heads, and ranting about how the corrupt, powerful elites did each other favours while shafting the rest of us.

I drifted away from them, and had a nice chat with one of James's sisters, who seemed quite normal, and was very pretty. And flirty. As the evening wore on, I was fancying my chances of getting somewhere with her.

I went to the toilet to get some condoms from the machine, and opened the door to find Sean curled over the bowl while James fucked him triumphantly up the arse.

That was my first true glimpse of Corr up Sean.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:29, closed)
Say you're very sorry.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 9:05, closed)
To be honest, I kind of gave up after the first couple of sentences.
I hope that wasn't too obvious.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:22, closed)
I'm still trying to figure out who James Corr is.
I guess probably not the fourth Corr sister, as he doesn't drum.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:39, closed)
Ah, neither he does.
Oh well.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:31, closed)
Does anyone fall for these, anymore?

(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 9:12, closed)
There must be a way to shoehorn Coruscant into this week.
You know, Star Wars.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:25, closed)
Smashing work.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:38, closed)
It would be interesting
To see what Corrs songs sounded like as Death Metal (extension of them described as a 'rock' band); not so much polishing a turd and smashing fuck out of it with a spiked baseball bat.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:57, closed)

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