CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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I paid a geek a tenner to do my PASCAL module assignment. We all did.He took the money, delivered the goods.
Turns out the fucker deliberately put in some code to list our names and exactly what had been done.
Pfft. Pwnd.
Prick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:25,
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Let me guess:The same guy now runs Microsoft, right?
Which reminds me of this:
gizmodo.com/5652184/is-bill-gates-mugshot-photo-the-generic-user-icon-in-outlook-2010
Feel free to piss in my mouth and i'll spit it on my bonfire if I am massively out of date.
Geeks will inherit the earth; they're the ones programming all the Terminators.
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I've never understood why people treat their IT guys badly.These are the guys with unfettered access to the big list of porn everyone else looks at.
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Which is exactly whyI tricked them into liking me so I can get free Wi-fi access at my corporate drone-hive.
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But then I got arrogant and posted about it on a comedy webshite, not knowing they'd installed a keystroke logging program on my system so they could clone my bank account. I also poo myself for fun.
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Was it in plain sight or did he obfuscate it?Also, why did you not run the code yourselves, any of you? Are you sure this is true?
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Because we were too busy taking drugs and having casual sex to work out how to use it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:54,
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