I lost my V plates to my mums best friend.
I was a newly minted 16yr old, she was thirtysomething, and I used to babysit for her. I, for some reason, decided to clumsily flirt my little ass off... and it worked! That lady taught me things that have made me the man I am today.
Little Mr.Ons is a rather girthy fellow, and she made loud and vigorous reference to this, leaving my ego undentable for months...


And then my mum found out.

Fun times, fun times.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:38, 3 replies)

I salute you sir!
Mum's best friend as well!

And the word 'girthy' makes me giggling in a juvenile way:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:44, closed)

I was going to go with 'rotund'...
but decided girthy was more b3tan-friendly.

How are you, anyways? Are you going to be able to make it to the xmas market bash?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:02, closed)

hehehe
How is this amusing, when if you were a girl and it was your Dad's mate it'd sound a bit wrong?
I only ask 'cos it made me smile...

I almost wanted my son to lose his V plates to my friend, she would only have been ten years older than him...that is really wrong though so I let him get on with it by himself...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:30, closed)