I'm 165 years old and I'm dating a lass who's still in the womb.
Beat that!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:51, 5 replies)

I'm dead and I'm typing this while my still born aunt rims me beyond the grave

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:55, closed)

I'm a gamete and my wife is Mitochondrial Eve
there's 4 Million years between us but we love each other completely blah blah blah age is just a number blah blahblah
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:04, closed)

You're all SICK
SICK
SICK
SICK
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, closed)

Pfft. Lightweight.
I'm 10⁵⁶ years old, a being constructed from a swarm of black holes left over at the heat death of the universe, and I'm dating a self-replicating swarm of fermions in the quark-gluon plasma 10^-33 seconds after the Big Bang.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:30, closed)

And
I'm a week older than him.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:08, closed)