Honestly, this isn't about me....
I worked with a young guy, younger than me, and during quiet spells we would regale each other with tales of excess and stupidity. Within a few days it became apparent that he liked the company of older woman........much older.........as old as possible. He wasn't a bad looking guy and probably would have had no trouble obtaining some youthful snatch.

Anyway, after several tales of granny grabbing and what not and him wanking over the 70 year old woman who lived next door....he came out with a tale that defied comprehension, but to be honest i believed every word.

On pulling some 50+ horror bag at the local meat market, he heads back to hers to consummate their undying lust. Whilst there the talk turns to fantasies...She asks him his and he tells her he would love to piss all over someone.....so she pops herself in the bath and he duly drapes her with his golden rope. Much to her delight i may add, even so much as she slaked her thirst with a few mouthfuls of his essence.

Then its her turn...she confides that is has always been her fantasy to suck a guy off while she is having a shit. Yes, you did read that correct. So, being the dashing young gent that he is, and not one to renege on a deal, he obliges. So its a short stagger from the bath to the throne, where she assumes the position. She starts to gobble his pissy fuck stick with much vigour, and by all accounts he's enjoying it....then the straining begins and she delivers a brown trout into the bog. He is still enjoying the moment until that is the smell wafts up from between her legs and immediately turns his ardour to dust.

He withdrew his limp cock and made straight for the exit, via his clothes.

The dirty cunt then confessed that he actually liked the whole episode and was keeping his eye out for her whenever he went out.....

Sweet Jesus
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:53, 3 replies)

Holy shit,
that's vile.
( ClanSoul, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:30, closed)

Oh my word!!!!

That is disgusting.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:52, closed)

An increase in intensity
I once read in a woman mag, a bunch of tips that will 'drive her wild'
One of them was inserting a finger gently into back door whilst lapping away 'like a hungry dog' and as the orgasm hits its peak, remove the finger at medium speed. The point of this is that the lucky girl feels a slight lose of control + new sensation that 'should' increase the intensity of the orgasm.

If i was a girl, I would try, but im not so i cant.

Can anyone offer any advice on this point?
(orangejuicejohns, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:51, closed)