Just married a gent 4 1/2 years younger than me.
I'm 37, he's 32. Is that wrong?? He's the youngest of three brothers, and oldest brother's wife keeps harping on what had previously seemed to us to be a negligible age gap.

On the way to buying wedding crap, she puts an 80's compilation on the car stereo. We reminisce about 80's bands. She loudly says to my intended- "Sorry, Mr. Badger- this stuff is from before your time".

Later, she announces that I'm exactly 1 month older than HER husband. In front of the entire family. Why? Why??

"So?"
"So... I think it's extremely cool". Pig's arse she does. What the hell is her problem?

The urge to say "well, I may be a geriatric, but at least I don't have an arse the size of a bus and a chuff like the Chunnel from having five kids like some people I could mention" does appeal.
(lonelybadger, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 7:53, 7 replies)

hehe
chunnel chuff
( awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:47, closed)

Chuffel?
?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:08, closed)

hehehe
say it.... go on..... say it!

It'd make for an interesting family christmas...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:58, closed)

I'm with b3th on this.
Say it! And film her reaction...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)

Just ignore her
My parents have a 17 year age gap, theyve been married for nearly 27 years now. Age gaps are unimportant so long as you are happy.
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:29, closed)

She's an arse!
...A very large one by the sounds of things! 4 years is nothing tell her to sod off :P
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:30, closed)

Personally...
I think you should respond with a firm, swift kick to the minge!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:37, closed)