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Hmm...aged 18 I had a long relationship with a 34 year old (the whole oedipal saga will probably do well in some future QOTW). But that isn't why I am writing.

Recently, whilst on a 13 month epic good time of a world tour, I seemed to get hit on exclusively by incredibly attractive 23 year olds. At the age of 31 (and being a female)..it made me feel rather smashing. Oft, I would raise a glass whilst enjoying a quick drink in their company, to the toast of "Here's to you..Mrs Robinson". Funny that quite a few are still in contact with me, and wish I was no longer single. Older women rock, until their tits sag too far, i wager....*sighs*
(Carmen Dyslexia, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 22:05, 2 replies)

Oedipal saga
Oedipus... wasn't he...
Wait.... she was your mother?


EDIT 1: Oh wait, you're a she.

EDIT 2: Wait, she was your MOTHER?
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:23, closed)

The other way around is called the Electra complex.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:12, closed)