Not me...
But a close friend of mine, Graham, who's 18.

After his parents divorced, his Dad, aged 48 acquired a new, young, thing of 27 years old and proceeded to take her down the aisle.

Lisa, Graham's new step-mum wanted him to attend the wedding, and he was made joint best man with his brother.

At the wedding reception, Graham got chatting to the maid-of-honour, another 27 year old named Michelle who turned out to be an amateur glamour model with her own website (which Graham duly showed me!)

Anyway they got together, and after a while it turned out she was completely nuts so he broke up with her. He did say it was weird going for double dates with his dad and step mum though.

Sorry, rubbish answer. I've typed it now though so tough.
(gin'll fix it, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:40, 14 replies)

...
proceeded to take her up the aisle!! snarf!chortle!wheeze!

am the only one whos mind suddenly went OOOh dirty!
(loobyla, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:44, closed)

Yes, I laughed at that

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:45, closed)

Me too

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:17, closed)

Did you?
Did you really? Or did you smile slightly and send a note for the Turkish boy to bring you another glass of sherry.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:38, closed)

I was going to
try and incorporate a poor joke around that but couldn't be arsed...
(gin'll fix it, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:49, closed)

...and the address
of the website was?

Erm... just for veracity in your story, you understand.

Give it to me. Give it to me now.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:35, closed)

Erm, why not!
I don't think "Graham" would mind...

www.michellemonaghan.co.uk/HOME.html
(gin'll fix it, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:48, closed)

Hooray!
Thank you - your story has now earned itself a click.

That's all it takes - amateur porn. I'm a man of simple tastes.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:52, closed)

Erm
My 'mate' has seen her on some other stuff as well, not so amateur...

if it's the same person...(he's not looked as in work)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:05, closed)

Brown
hair, massive boobs?
(gin'll fix it, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:14, closed)

Yep
think so...

erm,I mean, that;s what he told me when I asked him
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, closed)

Haha
of course!

It was quite hard when he brought her out on the odd occasion, all I could think whilst talking to her was 'I've seen your fanny!'

and she was a liverpool fan, but knew very little about football and very argumentative.
(gin'll fix it, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:46, closed)

ewwwww
gross tits.

The site I'm featured on is much classier.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:03, closed)

Which is...?
Just for comparison reasons obviously.
(gin'll fix it, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:47, closed)