I'm trying to read this in the office without smirking
and failing miserably.

So who's the fotballer then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:41, 2 replies)

Ooh, I don't know if I should say...legal reasons and all that...

But if I said 'Man Utd Midfielder - British but not Ryan Giggs?' Hopefully that's enough of a clue...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:42, closed)

well that only rounds it down to
Scholes, Carrick, Fletcher, O'Shea & Hargreaves
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:47, closed)

Yes...yes it does...

it's one of those.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:49, closed)

Well Darren Fletcher is from Dalkeith...
...which would certainly put him in the frame.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)

.
Any Scholes' a goal?
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:48, closed)

with DG on the laughing without drawing attention...well done Pooflake x
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, closed)