Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Well!If anyone had bothered to stay at mine last Saturday, maybe I'd have been mentioned on this bloody qotw!
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:11,
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Hey!...I was looking forward to stopping over...
I planned to gently spoon with you all night...
It's not my fault that Captain Placid had early morning plans...and an incredible willpower against the lure of alcohol...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:15,
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Pooflake!You would have been too pissed to spoon, knife or even fork. fnar fnar.
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:20,
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...I would've stayed... I wanted to. The Loon knows why I didn't. Ask him. Curse me and my dodgy neurology.
But kudos to Radio 3 for having Mussorgsky cued up and ready to serenade me on the journey.
I could make something up, though...
BGB's house. Fuck me, what a dive.
Happy now? :-)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:28,
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