Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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me and my exWe booked a lovely apartment in Rhodes a few years back - it was alright apart from the fact we never got Air Con - which all the other apartments did. Being young and naïve we didn’t complain. Instead all we had was a beer fridge - which of a night time would stick a wet towel in, then half way through the night when we were too hot would get out and lie on top of us - the relief from the heat was amazing....
until...
One night I was rat arsed - you know that trick were you put a drunk asleep person's hand into warm water they piss themselves..
I woke that morning with the strange feeling of not needing a wee. Plus the bed was wet, and the towel a little heavier than it was the previous night... luckily it stunk of chlorine from the towel. With a tinge of piss.
I didn’t mention it to my ex. She went quiet though – I reckon she thought it was her. Haha…
the bed was still wet when we left.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:23, 1 reply)
maybe...both of you pissed in the night??
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:19, closed)
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