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Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"

What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?

Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Marib Hotel, Marib, Yemen, 1992
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

From nowhere you appeared and shamelessly, without reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me nearly crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone - I searched for you but to no avail; only the wildly disordered sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you. . . . .







With a can of Fly Spray - Fucking Mosquito!!!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:21, 8 replies)
Woot!
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:49, closed)
Been there, done that!
Lovely story tho! ;)
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Brilliant!
I was wondering what the punchline would be right up until the end - and was impressed. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:26, closed)
Sir
That is Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:29, closed)
HOORAH!
If that doesn't win I'll eat my own cock!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, closed)
^
in that case im not clicking.....

Great story though.
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, closed)
hmmm
I got that same tale in an email a few years ago?
(Nibi, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:23, closed)
E mail
Thats entirely possible, I posted it on a now defunct Halliburton friends re-united site about 5 years ago.

The topic was funnily enough about shit Rig Camps and Hotels which Halliburton had put you up in.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:55, closed)

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