Thailand
land of discovery, land of opportunity land of freedom. Or at least that is what the young French girl thought before she met a friend of mine, who we shall call Clarence.

This guy is a liability, you all know one, drugs, alcohol, cars, women he's abused them all, but somehow his cheeky grin always gets him out of trouble.

On an ill advised and barely planned trip around South East Asia he met up with a similarly loveably cretin, who we shall call Jim, and they proceeded to go out on the lash, a lot.

One fateful night however they overdid it a little and Jim a little lot the worse for wear crawled into his top level bunk bed above nice young French girl and passed out. All was well for a while before the inevitability of biology and physics of a limited bladder size took their toll. Jim gently emptied his very full bladder in his sleep and the fetid concoction seeped straight through the anorexic mattress and soaked the poor French girl below.

“Mon Dieu” I would imagine she exclaimed, before berating him in French. However her stereotypical rantings fell of deaf and very drunk ears.

“Oo la la, sacre bleu” I imagine she muttered under her breath as she flipped the mattress and remade her bed on the other side of the room right next to the bunk Clarence was sleeping in. After more clichéd Fench ramblings she once again drifted off to sleep happy that at least it had only been a little bit of wee.

Unfortunately Clarence had similar bladder issues and a little while awoke in that weird way you do when rat arsed, where you don’t know where you are or really what’s going on. Consequently in his semi conscious state he knelt up on his bunk whipped out his winky and proceeded to piss all over the already yellow tinged frog, before passing out for a well deserved kip.

I’m sure many people have pissed themselves whilst under the influence or even been pissed on, I’ll bet not many have been pissed on twice in the same night when they were sober.

Apparently the young French was gone in the morning, leaving nothing behind expect the faint smell of ammonia.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:34, 2 replies)

Excellent
Job's a good'un.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:37, closed)

Hehe
That'll teach 'er
(sparks , oh, I don't know., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, closed)