Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Limerick.I was doing a gig there a few years ago, and the promoter had booked me into Ryan's Hotel, a shithole. There were fuck all guests in the place, but when I got up in the morning the shower wasn't working. I informed the guy at the desk and he told me it had been broken for months.
So in a hotel with lots of empty rooms they put a guest into the room with a broken bathroom.
Cunts.
Also Jury's Inn in Cork. Big place, calls itself a business hotel. Only has one iron.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:18,
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I dislikethese modern limericks.
Give me one that rhymes anytime
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