Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My late uncle KenQuirky rather than unhinged. The ones I've heard about include booking a course of driving lessons. First thing he asked the instructor on getting in the car was if he was going to teach him to do skid turns. When told no he got out of the car and didn't bother with this tedious driving lark.
Next was when the county boundaries changed and Northumberland/Durham became Tyne and Wear. Not happy with this Ken applied to say his piece in an "Independence for Wallsend" (working class to the point of flat-caps part of Tyneside) stylee in the House of Lords, as is any UK citizens right, however loopy the cause.
So he booked his time before their Lordships, booked his hotel, got his speech sorted, and....... slept in, missing his slot.
What with the daddy Shipman-alike, no wonder I've got no mates.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:36, Reply)
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