Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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wish I'd met themMy great grandfather was apparently a warlord in the Chinese south.
The fact that he was a warlord wasn't the craziest part...
...nor was the fact that he was assassinated by his own lackey who was bought off by a sworn enemy...
...whilst he was getting absolutely wasted in an opium den...
nope.
It was my great-grandmother who eventually had the lackey and enemy killed after putting a price on their heads.
Lovely.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:38, Reply)
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