Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Dad's fucking nutsOnce he came to collect me from school and it just happened to be red nose day. My old man walked into the packed but relatively quiet classroom with a big blob of blu-tac on his nose that he'd tried to colour in with a red biro.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:35, Reply)
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