Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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shit steppayears back when there was always loadsa dog $h!t (even white) on the pavement, my grandad always walked along and go to tread in a nice fresh dogg slop, pretending he didnt notice it was there.
anyone he was with would start panic-warning him, he would'nt take notice, giving my mum a heart attach, but then at the last minute do a little side step.
i think it was more of a habit than a practical joke.
Oh yeah, another time he came round our house in summer.
he stayed in the car as we all made our way out back for a bbq.
next minute, we all hear a sound up on the roof.
looking up, the old git has only climbed over the house and is sitting there like a monkey!
he stayed there for a while and we just threw nuts up at him!
top notch, old boy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:07, Reply)
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