Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My grandmother is afflicted with both dementia AND Alzheimer'sand thanks to terrible family relations I actually don't even know if she's still alive....but anyway.
The last time I saw her she thought I was my mum, and my mum was me. So she was poking my poor old mother around and pulling her cheeks saying things like "Haven't you grown up" and "Oooh, I'd love to see the boys chasing you".
As for me, she ignored me for a while before suddenly remembering I was in fact her granddaughter, whereupon she counted out a handful of two pence pieces and pressed them into my hand, saying "You'll need a bit of pocket money, you'll be starting school soon eh?"
I had tits for fuck sake.
Anyway. Last thing I heard the wardens were having a terrible time because they'd tried to take her out to watch the dogs and gamble a bit of her pension, and in her hurry to get dressed she had put on every single item of clothing in her possession because she didn't want to get cold and she was scared Nancy from downstairs would steal her clothes if she left them in the flat.
Poor old bird. It's more depressing when I remember how compus mentis she was only a few years ago....*sigh*
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27,
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