Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Not so much crazy as racist.Old people are racist, its a fact.
On the day of my sister’s graduation, I sat in the car with my parents and father's parents. My Dad got lost and my granddad was doing a poor job of directing him, considering he used to be the captain of a ship. Chuckling, my gran turns to me and says "There like a pair of nignogs!" I laughed a little, putting it down to badly chosen words. Then she smiled and said "It's such a nice, sunny day. It's because were Christians." I laughed harder.
Then really began in the ceremony, I was sat with the oldies in a side row, nestled between the two. As Asian man was sat beside my granddad, who looked rather annoyed, and whispered to me that the guy stank of garlic. I made an acknowledging noise, hoping the guy wouldn’t hear. Don’t want to ruin his day. Granddad then repeats this to my gran rather loudly explaining that the man next to him "stinks of garlic." I just wanted to hide, I didn't want to upset the poor guy, or have a jihad placed on me!
We finally get out, I think the racism is coming to an end, oh no my gran giggles then remarks "trust your granddad to get sat next to a darkie!" Right when the guy walked out. They sound mean but god they are so nice, I love em to bits.
Length, two long hours.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:41, Reply)
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