Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mom's crazy auntMy mom had an eccentric aunt who would do all sorts of weird things. Once she was late for a family meeting because, she explained, "I couldn't drive here because I can't do this" (raises arms high over head).
Now this raises two problems.
1) Why do you need to raise your hands over your head to drive a car?
2) If you can't do it, why are you doing it right now for us?
For the other story, I need to explain to you some simple Canadian geography. On the west of Canada you have British Columbia, which is mostly mountains. To the east is Alberta, a prairie province, and east of Alberta is Saskatchewan, part of the same prairie system. This woman had to drive from Alberta to Saskatchewan but was extremely late. Her excuse? "I got lost in the mountains."
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:45, Reply)
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