I think I may be the most sane of my family...and that's sad cause
My grandmother (my mother's mother) doesn't drive (thank God) she's pretty much a hermit stays at home and drinks coffee all day and smokes cigarettes and calls her own children and grandchildren all by different names. Her sister, Anna Mae, has a broken down handicap bus in the back of her house to keep all 50 of her cats in and her husband mows the lawn in womens clothes. He is always begging my grandmother to take him to the thrift store to buy new dresses...IDK why seeing as she can't drive. My uncle smells funny, is deaf in one ear has a lazy eye and when he talks he sounds like a combination between a woman and a train whistle, is 40 yrs old never had a girlfriend and has posters of playboy allover his bedroom...at my grandmothers house. He drives a tractor trailer all over the US and takes a shower about once a week. I just got a drunk driving ticket and my Aunt on my fathers side told my friend she heard about it from my gran...she's been dead for 10 yrs....And I am concidered the black sheep of the family??
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:24, Reply)