Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Which way is up?In a spirit of joie de vivre, my mum decided that she'd accompany us on a Ferris wheel at Goose fair in Nottingham, forgetting momentarily that she has a fear of depths, and uttered the above immortal phrase which is the working title for her biography.
As far as I know, there is only one usual circumstance where determining 'up' is a problem - to whit being buried alive after an avalanche(in which case, dig a small hole around your head and spit - if it hits you in the face you spat 'up' and if it doesn't, you spat 'down'/ray meers)
The other day I took her out in my car, she sat in the front, my missus sat in the back. "Urgh is smells of hamster bedding back here, it's disgusting!" says my missus.
My mum apologises, convinced she is in her own car.....
Click "I like this" if you're convinced, as we are, that she has early onset Alzheimers :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:09, Reply)
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