Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Auntipathy.My mum has 5 sisters and a brother, they live all over the UK now but apart from our lot they're all down in england/wales.
Thing is, they were all born in Glasgow, so while individually they all have the accents of wherever they're living, put them together and the ol' glasgae starts to emerge.
At that point it's best to retire to a minimum safe distance of the next room, as the pitch and speed of the chatter rises to a constant humming noise known to cause nosebleeds.
I don't know if this is just a glasgow women thing, but whenever they're together they seem to form a collective intelligence that communicated through incredibly high speed speech.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, Reply)
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