Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My step uncle CharlesOwned an estate in the north west somewhere outside Manchester...
As i recall we used to play wonderful games of hide the sausage. He would then feed me cocaine laced bonbons and shortly afterwards we would play doctors, where he would inject me with heroin and insert a foot long pipe into my arse and shout derogatory remarks at me.
In all fairness I was only 28 at the time.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, Reply)
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