Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Crazy RelativesFirst Post so be gentle.
My mum has five sisters, most of them are nuts.
The eldest lives in an absolute pigsty, i mean absolutely hideous.
A few years ago her grandchildren came to stay at her house, now the place was so dirty that her heart pills and other pills were liberally strewn about the house floor. Cue younger grandchild eating a load of pills off the floor and being hospitalised. She then had the nerve to suggest that it was her husbands fault for not warning her grandchildren to avoid eating the pills on the floor, when that didn't wash she said "it's fine, they don't do anything for me".
For me the best thing I ever experienced when I stayed with them was when she rang my mum (200+ miles away) and asking my mum to ring me (about 20 feet away) on my mobile to make her a cup of tea.
Absolute hatstand.
length - nothing to write home about.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:05, Reply)
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