Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mates mumis pleasingly bonkers, in small doses. She specialises in saying “did she just say what I though she said” type stuff pretty much constantly – recent examples (affect a strong east end accent)
“During the war you couldn’t get beef, we ate Venice”
“No fanks cucumber don’t agree with me” on being offered some cake topped with kiwi fruit.
“Mary’s got a new red vulva” commenting on her daughters no car.
“I prefer a big purple head” while viewing some flowers.
“that’s the problem when they try and teach you stuff you don’t know” random pronouncement.
“That’s Lord Brocket's personal satellite” commenting on Venus in the early even sky. Although the object appeared to be just above Brocket Hall, I’m reliably informed it is in fact a planet many hundreds of millions of miles away.
“I smell a heron” who knows perhaps she did.
The problem is the other 99% of what she says isn’t stupid and amusing, it’s just stupid. So the overall experience isn’t as entertaining as you might first think.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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