Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Suicidal aunty at ChristmasNever really saw much of my great aunty over the last ten years. But one year she actually made the journey to see us.
We were really happy to see our relative we hadnt seen for a long time. Thought it was going to be the best christmas ever! But as the day went along we started realising why we hadnt seen her for a long time. She just sat there saying "All I want to do is die!"
She had gone completely senial! She was doing other mad stuff to, like insiting she had christmas pudding and nothing else. But she wanted it at the same time as everyone else was eating. Then she didnt eat any of it.
Completely wrecked the day. Funnily enough she hasnt been back, even the journey home weas tremendous, she insisted we pulled over onto the hard shoulder so she could have a cigarette and when we said no she took her seatbelt off and proceeded to open the car door whilst travelling at 70mph down the M5!!!
Nutter! Gotta keep her sweet though.. shes loaded LOL.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, Reply)
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