Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My dad......decided the other day that the best way to destroy an out of date credit card was not the obvious way.
Most people chop them up with scissors.
Not my dad, he decided to melt it in the microwave. Having forgotten there was some metal on there.
Cue one massive explosion and a new microwave, he insists that it would have been ok. He just thinks he left it on too long.
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emmalina, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:25,
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